7months baby

7 Months Twin Babies In Womb Saw A Penis Entering In1st Baby Said : See Daddy Is Coming Inside2nd Said : U Fool It Is UncleDaddy Never Comes With Rain Coat

Arab and embassy

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa Consul : What is your name?Arab : Abdul AzizConsul : Sex?Arab : Six to ten times a weekConsul : I mean, male or female?Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camelsConsul : Holy cow!Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?Arab :Horse style, dog style, any styleConsul : Oh.......... dear!Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

question and answers

Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one...!

tereific sex

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

STOCK MARKETS

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fu***d!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: WE STARE BECAUSE WE CARE!

PSYCHIATRISY

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?GIRL: Well, he kissed me.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: .. Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to cBASTARDall him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well thatss no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he had sex with me!PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: .Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well thats no reason to call him a .GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!

POLICEMEN AND PROSTITUTE

A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute. Police: What r u selling. Gal: I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO to customers.