Monday, August 3, 2009

degrees of girls

Degrees Of Girls BA - Beautiful Ass: LLB - Lovely Lickable Breasts:Bsc - Beautiful Sexy Cunt: MBBS - Member Of Big Boob Society:MBA - Married But Availabe:

school girl

Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The Sex Education Class
Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

7months baby

7 Months Twin Babies In Womb Saw A Penis Entering In1st Baby Said : See Daddy Is Coming Inside2nd Said : U Fool It Is UncleDaddy Never Comes With Rain Coat

Arab and embassy

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa Consul : What is your name?Arab : Abdul AzizConsul : Sex?Arab : Six to ten times a weekConsul : I mean, male or female?Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camelsConsul : Holy cow!Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?Arab :Horse style, dog style, any styleConsul : Oh.......... dear!Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

question and answers

Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one...!

tereific sex

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

STOCK MARKETS

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fu***d!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: WE STARE BECAUSE WE CARE!