Monday, August 3, 2009

biology and sociology

What's the difference between biology and sociology?
ANS: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.

biology and socilogy

What's the difference between biology and sociology?
ANS: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.

love

Luv Is Risky And Sex Is A Game
Boys Do Fucking And Girls Get PainOne Nght Enjoymnt And 9 Months PainOne Day In Hospital And Junior Fuckers BORN AGAIN.

love

Luv Is Risky And Sex Is A Game
Boys Do Fucking And Girls Get PainOne Nght Enjoymnt And 9 Months PainOne Day In Hospital And Junior Fuckers BORN AGAIN.

love

Luv Is Risky And Sex Is A Game
Boys Do Fucking And Girls Get PainOne Nght Enjoymnt And 9 Months PainOne Day In Hospital And Junior Fuckers BORN AGAIN.

degrees of girls

Degrees Of Girls BA - Beautiful Ass: LLB - Lovely Lickable Breasts:Bsc - Beautiful Sexy Cunt: MBBS - Member Of Big Boob Society:MBA - Married But Availabe:

school girl

Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The Sex Education Class
Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

7months baby

7 Months Twin Babies In Womb Saw A Penis Entering In1st Baby Said : See Daddy Is Coming Inside2nd Said : U Fool It Is UncleDaddy Never Comes With Rain Coat

Arab and embassy

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa Consul : What is your name?Arab : Abdul AzizConsul : Sex?Arab : Six to ten times a weekConsul : I mean, male or female?Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camelsConsul : Holy cow!Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?Arab :Horse style, dog style, any styleConsul : Oh.......... dear!Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

question and answers

Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?Answer: That's the best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one...!

tereific sex

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

STOCK MARKETS

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fu***d!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: WE STARE BECAUSE WE CARE!

PSYCHIATRISY

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?GIRL: Well, he kissed me.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: .. Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to cBASTARDall him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well thatss no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he had sex with me!PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?GIRL: .Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well thats no reason to call him a .GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!

POLICEMEN AND PROSTITUTE

A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute. Police: What r u selling. Gal: I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO to customers.